Which cabinet is yours?

Everything gets a bow. Even the bow.

Bows, pearls, perfume bottles, and a very pink vanity.

The champagne tower is not optional.

Champagne towers, black-tie galas, and a chandelier or two.

You'd rather be backstage.

Velvet curtains, opera glasses, and a night at the cabaret.

You keep the candles lit in the daytime.

Witches, cauldrons, crystal balls, and a few friendly skeletons.

You still want the castle.

Castles, glass slippers, mermaids, and a mushroom house.

You own at least one skeleton key and you don't know what it opens.

Skeleton keys, apothecary bottles, and a whole cabinet of curiosities.

Your hem has dirt on it and you don't mind.

Watering cans, bee skeps, and an English garden in full bloom.

You've been planning the trip to Paris for years.

Paris apartments, train rides, and a long summer in Europe.

There is sand in every bag you own.

Oysters, lake houses, and a coastal cowgirl or two.

Your best plans involve not leaving the house.

Bubble baths, rainy days, and a very slow Sunday brunch.